Let's begin with the weather:
It's colder than Pia Durkin's heart today!!!!!
Apparently some genius...or possibly just another sycophant decided that Pia Durkin should be named "SouthCoast Woman of the Year."
They even managed to photograph her majesty smiling. Must've been excruciatingly painful.
Smile with me children...or I'll turn you into a bunch of toads.
According to the article she visited her son in Cape Town, South Africa and...
"Within 20 minutes, Durkin had a book in hand and was showing the program's leaders the best practices to use with the children."
I'm sure the locals were as delighted by her heavy handed meddling as the teachers of New Bedford are. Perhaps she embraces the belief that foreigner teachers are just as stupid and incompetent as American teachers. That's probably why she replaced so many of them with low wage dupes naïve enough to believe that their student loans will be paid off, people who've never actually been trained to teach school by the way.
Earn your pennies my flying green monkeys. Just wing it. How hard can it be?
I recommend that DurkaDurkaDurka send a few of her favorite Teach For America flying green monkeys, I mean...education experts over to Cape Town to continue her good work. Should be a resounding success.
Before you get too upset with the editors at SouthCoast Today please remember that even Adolph Hitler was Time Magazine's Man of the Year once. He was also an evil, humorless, mentally unstable sociopath, I mean...person, and he also had a brilliant turnaround plan.
How'd that plan turn out by the way?
